Preparation - The stuff

A list of all the stuff I am supposed to take with.  We'll have to see what fits on the bike once I start packing.
The best advice given so far :  ''unpack everything you plan on taking, take half of that and double your money.''  It is going to be very interesting to see what makes the final cut.

Motorbike Bling:
 Headlight Reinfocement
 Sump guard
 Crash guard
 12v Socket
 Hand guards
 Wide foot peggs
 Handelbar Risors
 Panniers
 Roll bag
 Tank Bag
 Tail bag
 Water/Petrol container
 Bike locks
 Bungee cords & tie downs
 Saddle cushion/ long distance saddle
 2m Cable lock
 Steel mesh cover + lock

Riding Gear:
 Helmet
 Jacket
 Trousers
 Boots
 Gloves
 Waterproofs
 Disposable earplugs
 Camel back/day pack

Tools & Spares:
Bike repair manual
 Leatherman Wave
 12V pump
 Motion pro tyre lever spanner combo
 Chain breaker
 Spark plug socket
 Mini multimeter
 6" steel tyre levers
 Tube patch kit & patches
 Couple pieces of old tyre
 Waterpump repair kit
 Cable nipple repair 'thingy'
 WD40
 Chain oil/wax
 Torx - t20,25,30,40,45
 Socket Hex 5,6,8,10,13 mm
 Wrench 8,10-15,19,24 mm
 Vise grip
 Allen keyes 2.5/3/4/5/6mm
 Zip/Cable Ties
 Duct/Electricians Tape
 Locktite
 Superglue
 Liquid metal/epoxy
 Electrical Wires
 Tyre pressure guage
 Tow rope
 Valve caps and stem removers
 Spoke key
 Grease
 Skrewdrivers
 Small hacksaw
 Oil drain bolt + Washer
 Thin Wire
 Thicker wire
 Fishing line
 Hand cleaner
 Cleaning cloth
 Small brush
 Silicone sealant
 Non-sterile gloves
 Spare bike keys
 Front and Rear brakes
 Front inner tube
 Rear inner tube
 Wheel spokes (front left, front right, rear)
 Clutch Cable
 Throttle cable
 Brake cable
 Brake lever
 Clutch lever
 Oil Filters
 Air Filters
 Chain split master links
 Bulbs
 Spark plugs
 Bungee cables/straps
 Fuses
 Mixed nuts and bolts
 1 liter oil bottle
 Rubber fuel pipe
 Maintenance free battery
 Mountain bike pump
 Jubilee clips

Kitchen:
 Stove
 Pots & Pan
 Mugs
 Cutlery
 Bowls
 Washing up liquid
 Lighter
 Cooking spoon/spatula
 Water purifiers
 Small chopping board
 Dish drying cloth

Clothing:
  Trousers/Jeans
 Swimming shorts
 Long sleeve T
 Short sleeve T
 Underwear
 Socks
 Fleece
 Walking shoes
 Flip Flops
 Shorts
 Hat

Bathroom:
 Tooth brush and paste
 Soap/Shampoo
 Travel towels
 Wash detergent
 Dental Floss
 Wet wipes
 Nail clippers & Tweezers
 Toilet bag
 Lip Salve
 Sunblock

Documents:
 Passport
 Motorbike licence
 International Drivers licence
 Medical insurance
 Travel insurance
 3rd party & bike insurance
 Bike ownership C5V
 Immunisations
 Passport Photos
 Maps

Electronics:
 Rechargable batteries AA
 Rechargable batteries AAA
 Dual battery charger
 Head torch
 Standard Torch
 Camera Memory cards
 USB Flash disk
 Camera charger
 Camera extra battery
 Ipod/mp3 player
 GPS
 Small laptop
 Spot tracker

Medical:
 Extensive first aid kit
 Malaria prophylaxis
 Stitch Kit (sterile)
 Dental kit
 Needles and syringes
 Antibiotics
 Pain killers
 Stomach meds


Emergency Ditch Kit:
(If I have to ditch the bike and run... Worst, worst case scenario)
Compass
 Knife
 Spaceblanket
 Flares
 Poncho/Basha
 Spot Tracker
 Money
 Water
 Dried food
 Light Sticks
 Lighter
 Passport

There is more but the list is to long already.

Now the big question is...  WHERE IS THIS ALL GOING TO FIT????