Wednesday 31 August 2011

GPS

GPS just arrived.....  WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Busy with frantic last minute packing.  Friday morning I am leaving!!!


Tuesday 30 August 2011

The GPS saga...

I don't care what people say about African bureaucracy.  Nothing can be worse than what I just went through.
It took 3 weeks of nearly daily phone calls to my insurance company and explaining my predicament a 110 times before I finally got an answer for my broken GPS. Not once did I get a call back for queries (was promised every time), not once did anyone give shit that I actually need a GPS to go across Africa, not once did anyone have a clue about what's going on.  They even blatantly lied to me a few times (WTF?).  The only way I got anything to move forward was by personally phoning every person responsible for every step of the way.  Half the time they refused to speak to me. All the managers refused to speak to me or take complaints. I cannot believe there is a company in the UK that actually operates like this.  I have literary been on the phone from 9am this morning. I even forced one of the operators stay on the phone with me while I was waiting for an email they supposedly sent.   It took 45min and 5 tries before the email came through.  The poor guy was desperate to get off the phone... HAHAHA.  Anyway the last person I spoke to actually made a positive contribution (the only one) and my replacement GPS is on the way.  Supposedly in the mail and will be delivered to my front door tomorrow.  WHOOOP...WHOOOP!!!!

My leaving date is either Thursday or Friday morning.  So close.  I cannot wait!!!

Monday 29 August 2011

Frustration Galore...


What a day.  Had my first proper trial pack.
Medical kit I want to take
And guess what... Not enough room!!! And way to heavy, my poor bike.
Final medical kit
A good indicator of things to come
 I knew it was going to happen, but I didn't think I would be so short off space.  Spent most off the day going through everything, and removing anything that isn't on my high priority list.  Tried a second trail pack this evening.  Still not there, but a lot closer.  Hopefully after a couple more trial packing runs I will get everything to fit.
Where is it going to fit?


Yesterdays job was to organise my tools and spares, and then find a hiding place for them on the bike.  Felt like I was building a puzzle, with way too many pieces. Fun but frustrating. To top it all off I also managed to drop the nearly fully loaded bike. Weight wasn't balanced and I lost it as I took the bike off the stand.  Smack.  Snapped off one of my mirrors.  Ouch!!!  Back to mechanic tomorrow to have it fixed.


Tools and spares


4 hrs later

I think I am just about ready to go. Just have to wait for the GPS.  Fingers crossed for some good news tomorrow.
Nearly everything that has to go
Clothes and food missing

Saturday 27 August 2011

The Charity

Yes, I have decided to do this for a charity.  Not a new decision but it took me a bit off time to sort it out.  Two good friends (Jan and Anel) are part of a community based project to help kids from a very poor area go to school.  A chance they wouldn't have had if it wasn't for this project.  These friends are fantastic people, with harts of gold, and they helped me SOOO much when I first arrived in the UK.  I have always wanted to do something to say thank you.  Figured this is a great opportunity... Go to my charity page and read up about it... Then donate recklessly...

Thursday 25 August 2011

African bureaucracy

Nigerian visa refused for a third time today... Bummer!!!  What a waste of precious time and money.  Guess this is good practice for things to come.

I can't skip Nigeria, it is just to big and the alternative countries are very dangerous.  Back to original plan.  Just wing it, go out on a limb and get it along the way...   At least, in Africa, I can give a gift to help the process along...

First post

I think it is time for my first post.  So how are the preparations going... CHAOS and MADNESS!!

For the uninitiated the basics first.  I am planning a solo motorbike adventure from the UK to  South Africa via the western route (see map).  I have given myself about five months to do this.  With a months grace at the end in case things really go wrong.  This will be my first proper big motorbike adventure.  I've only had the bike for about a year, and my license for just more than that.  I really was a rookie when I started preparation for all of this.  I have done as much as possible during the last year to prepare myself for 5 months on my own on a motorbike.  Just hope it is enough.  The last three weeks have been spent exclusively to finish my preparations.  Thought it would be more than enough time and I would have a nice chilled out time doing the last few things.  Not the case.  I have been busy everyday from early morning till late in the evenings. It is a completely different ball game to do all the prep by yourself.  Having someone to share the load with would have made it so much easier.  But hey, alone is my choice!!

Admin has been my biggest headache. Everything takes so much longer than expected.  Tasks that I thought would take a few minutes, consumed a whole day and sometimes more than that.  Never thought it would be such hard work to get my live to the point where I can leave it alone for six months,  but its done... Whoop Whoop.  (Yes, it would have been easier if I was more organised.. HAHA)

Even setting up this blog has been a nightmare.  Supposed to be so easy.  Choose a name, template etc and it all gets done for you.  All you have to do is start writing.  Whatever.  Nothing worked the first time, Google maps lost half my route, photos wouldn't embed, spot wouldn't send my OK messages.  Hours and hours later, it finally sort off works.

So what's next?  Why am I still here?  Two things: Nigerian Visa and GPS.  I managed to drop my GPS about two weeks ago.  Broke the screen. There is no way I am doing this alone without a GPS.  So phoned my insurance explained my whole predicament and they promised me quick service. Fixed within a few days they said.  Liars.  I am still waiting for them to try and fix it.  Have no idea when it is going to be ready.  Daily phone calls have done nothing but frustrate me.  They do not give a shit!!  Fingers crossed its ready soon.
I planned on getting most of the visas I need along the way.  Easier and cheaper. The Nigerian visa is supposed to be difficult to get so I decided to try and organise it in the UK.  I even paid a visa agency to do it so I can use the time more productively.  Quick result I expected?  Not even close.  Has been rejected twice. Ouch!!  No major reasons for rejecting it,  all minor nit picky things.  First time was because I only had the original of a specific document and not the original plus a photocopy.  Am I the only one who knows how to photocopy... It would have taken the visa agent or the Nigerian consulate 2 minutes to make a photocopy... Grrrr!!!   Next time was because I didn't already have the visas for the countries before and after Nigeria.  But they are tourist friendly.  I don't need them before my trip started.  So two long letters to the consulate to explain it all, and application going in again today.  Fingers crossed. Again.  Third time lucky?

Planning hasn't all been bad though.  I Loved working on the bike.  My own little project.  I loved riding trails on the bike, and I loved reading other peoples accounts of the same trip.  I am super excited about all of this and can't wait to hit the road!!


Tuesday 16 August 2011

Testing

Testing, Testing... 1... 2.... 3....